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| hystericali |
Dom Interviewspost any links to interviews!Please credit the original source. Thanks Here are some I've found: Planet Notion, 21/12/2007: http://www.planetnotion.com/news/...de_record_companies_useless_.html I Like Music, May/June 2006: http://www.ilikemusic.com/intervi...use_Dominic_Howard_interview-2599 |
| hystericali |
found it! This makes me giggle everytime!
here's a link to Uncycolpedia: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Howard but here's a copy and paste in case the original ever gets deleted 
Dominic Howard From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Jump to: navigation, search “Yeah, I was gay for him” ~ Chris Woltenholme on Dominic Howard “Yeah, I was gay for him” ~ Matt Bellamy on Dominic Howard “Yeah, I was gay for him” ~ Chris Martin on Dominic Howard “He won't let me be gay for him” ~ Thom Yorke on Dominic Howard Dominic Howard, more commonly known as Dom or That Guy I Shagged Last Night Whose Name I Can't Remember But Whose Arse Is Really Tight, is the third member of the popular Space Rock Metal Emo Alien band Muse. Contents [hide] 1 Before Muse 2 Special Powers 3 Relationship with Matthew Bellamy 4 The PDT'ers 5 Dom's sunglasses 6 See Also [edit] Before Muse Dom was a stripper in a gay bar. Then one day Matthew Bellamy saw him and took him to his home planet of Mars. Since then, the two have been strangely inseparable but not sexually active together. This relationship has inspired millions of other, such as Chris Martin and his wife, Thom Yorke and everyone he's ever met, and George and Laura Bush. [edit] Special Powers Contrary to popular belief, Dom is actually a Sex God. In a recent interview he admitted to sleeping with over three thousand women and eighteen men. At least, those are the ones he can remember, though he has a feeling the numbers may be in the millions. Every time he has sex, Trojan's stock goes up eight points. He also pulls strangely orgasmic faces while playing that, if one sees them, will make one spontaneously combust. It is also said that looking directly at his teeth will make the looker orgasm immediately. In addition, Dom possesses superspeed (given to him by Matt through surprise buttsex) and can play his drums at a speed that will make anyone who tries to do the same immediately hit themselves in the face/crotch. Due to the highspeed and bouncing, they will often also lose their balls. As Dom has balls of steel this has never been a problem. “It's true” ~ Dom's balls on Dominic Howard Also, his tight, colorful pants have been known to blind people, who are immediately hypnotized by the brightness of them and are incapable of looking away and therefore remain in a state of awe and utter uselessness. This applies to men and women alike and may be the key to Dom's success in getting laid, because he abuses the victims defenseless state and takes advantage of them, as they continue to stare at his ass, which is nicely fit into lime green pants. There has been evidence of this, however, it remains unreleased thus far, since it is in the grasp of Matt, who was the director of this unique, revealing footage. Perhaps the true powers of the pants and Dom's sexual attractiveness will be revealed, when the video is released. Until then, we can never truly fathom the greatness and the deep powers which surround Dominic and his trousers. Dom's last secret superpower has yet to be revealed but is rumored to be about a special direction his hips move in that no one else's can, therefore enthralling Matt, Thom Yorke, Chris Wolstenholme, his drum seat and every woman that has ever lived, ever. New evidence shows that Dom has killed Peter Parker and stole his snazzy Spiderman suit. How rude. [edit] Relationship with Matthew Bellamy Despite claims by many to the contrary, Dom does not participate in gay sex with lead singer Matt Bellamy. Rather, Matt sort of "takes advantage of Dom" when he is passed out, tied up or horny, which is Dominic's one weakness. Dom actually tried to start the Foundation Against Horniness but Matt and his guitar crushed his efforts, knowing he'd never see Dom's tight arse again without the aid of horniness. Matt actually filmed Dom having sex, once. “I heard a squelching noise, so I went to investigate.” ~ Matt Bellamy on Dom having hot sex [edit] The PDT'ers The PDT'ers are a race of Dom-obsessed fans, who are known for their obsessive-ness and run-by gropages. They have been pursuaded to do Dom's evil bidding on several occasions, and sometimes fight each other for days to get their hands on Dom memorabilia. [edit] Dom's sunglasses While Matt's sunglasses refer to his erection (which he seems to have almost constantly), Dom's sunglasses actually give him constant erections. This is why he loves them so and owns over eight thousand pairs. Though he wishes to wear them onstage to block the sight of Matt's arse wiggling around as he plays, it is impossible as he becomes blind onstage. This is an effect of his time spent on Mars and/or excessive orgies. This problem is rectified by wearing excessively tight and colorful pants that can be seen from space and, therefore, Mars. [edit] See Also Muse Matt Bellamy Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Howard" Category: Musicians |
| Museclues |
Sonic Interview 200.06?07?hmm....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgZZTymods MTV Summer Sonic 2006 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RunpPDrfAGI Classic Fuji Rock Festival 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91fKLTPsrM Chris & :::Dom:::Beachrock 2002 on JimTv http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9ES6wJXQrg Classic Jed the Fish Stupid Interview Kroq 06 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjsyu9cTH54&feature=related edit:::more stolen stufffs from muselive again^_^ our dom tALKS ABOUT THE FIRST GIG HE WENT TOOOOOO! Dominic Howard, Muse "Ned's Atomic Dustbin was my first gig - 1992 Exeter Great Hall. I fainted! We were little 12-year-old kids, little weaklings, and we thought, 'Let's bowl down to the front,' and went to the mosh without realising there'd be a load of 18-year-olds jumping around. They just pummeled us. I got completely crushed and lost it. I breathed in someone else's BO and fainted. My mate pulled me out of the crowd and when i came round we went to the back again. One of our parent's picked us up at the end of the show and we were all excited on the back seat of the car." 
he has such cute eyes...[ugh, dont mind me
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| hystericali |
hahahahahahahahahahaha
years ago (ie 1990 -91 time) my mate from Stourbridge went out with the bassist from Neds Atomic Dustbin! I think they came from the next village along. The bassist was called 'Rat'. There were two bassists in the band, and the singer was called Jon and had quite a sizeable chin if memory serves. 'Kill Your Television' was their big tune. edit: whooooo! what a memory, the wikipedia article confirms everything I remember! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neds_atomic_dustbin |
| Museclues |
ali, how old are they?
they say 90s music is so old it puts 40s music to shame! only cause teh 90s was about MOUSSE and stufffs here in the U.S...
ah, time of the records.. come on ali, flashback time![wait, i was lyke 3!] wooo!back to the future. |
| hystericali |
must be around my age - mid to nearly late 30's
This inspires me to go and make a new thread! |