| Archive for Cydonia For Muse-ing About Stuff! |
| hystericali |
Make Up an Outrageous Lie About The Previous Poster...self explanatory.....make up an outrageous lie about me and see where we end up! |
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| wildflower |
Ali is really Osama Bin Laden and keeps the grenades and semtex in her beard!  this is actually true, cause i read it on wikipedia 
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| hystericali |
Carroll loves to eat roast parsnips and ice cream while dancing the fandango
I know coz she told me during a phone call |
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| wildflower |
Ali is a Satan worshiper who makes voodoo dolls out of plastecine, next time you see matt writhing around on stage, its because Ali is sticking pins in his bottom, she thinks this will make her secretly give birth to his babies! Wikipedia shhhhhhh! :| | ||
| Ham of the Problematique |
Carroll is the international champion bellydancer and often collaborates with bands like Slipknot to give them some extra funk. During these special performances she bellydances while shouting "SIT THE F**K DOWN!". I have seen clips of this all over the TV lately. | ||
| ashentara |
Hannah likes to draw pics of famous musicians, naked. Yes she does. But she'll never admit it. | ||
| wildflower |
manu once told me that she in fact, was solely responsible for global warming! the wind she passes is so toxic she inspired the wonderful britney spears song of the same name!. she also has a clock made from human skin which she keeps under her pillow so she can time her dreams | ||
| Northern-Star |
Carroll is the creater of a fan forum for the 90s band Right Said Fred, she has championed them since they were last heard in some local pub somewhere in the Uk singing I'm too Sexy...
It's hard work for her seeing as she has to juggle it alone and keeping it hidden from her family and friends, but her persistence has paid off and they are releasing a new video for their famous single I'm Too Sexy http://www.rightsaidfred.com/htdocs/news.php?name=News Thanks Carroll  :roll: :lol: 
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| ashentara |
Karen collects hairs anytime she can. Whenever she sees a hair, she grabs it.
She now has tons of hairs, which she plan to tie together to make the longest hair in the universe and get a Guinness world record for it. |
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| wellshroomed |
Manu has planned to steal Karen's longest hair to knit the ugliest pullover ever for Dan | ||
| tasheh |
Helene stole my rabbit for a science experiment and turned it into a lump of mouldy cheese  Yes its true shes very evil
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| Helen |
In the dead of night Tash sneaks into very dark alleyways and picks up poisonous toads from the gutter with her teeth then eats them raw - its true! | ||
| ashentara |
when the moon is full, Helen goes outside and performs a special dance that involves rotating counter-clockwise, wearing a special garment made by Elves. | ||
| hystericali |
Manu likes to dye her hair bright green while bathing in mud, she then relaxes by headbanging to Abba records | ||
| tasheh |
Ali likes to collect potatoes and dress them in little pink coats and refers to them as "her pretties" | ||
| ashentara |
Tashie comes from Mars, actually. She's is Matty's spy, hence her all around weirdness. What Matt doesn't know, though, is that she's been corrupted by the third child of Anakin/Darth Vader, who no one knew about, and who's been cruising the universe looking for ripe souls to corrupt. | ||
| tasheh |
!!! Manu you said you wouldn't tell :evil:
Manu has been arrested three times. Once for indecent exposure at the top of the Eiffel tower, once for throwing a cricket bat at Daniel Johns and once for handing out hand grenades to small children in Tuscany. Tsk tsk Btw this thread would go down a treat in Uno :lol: |
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| wildflower |
the picture that tasheh drew in the art appreciation thread, was in fact a self portrait, she has the ability to "face shift" she can be who you want her to be, but its all just a facade, shes from the planet mattdomchris where they live on the bile ducts of sperm whales, and anteater sweat glands! if you get too close to her she will emit a strange beam of onion, which if you get it on your skin, will sear the flesh clean off and leave you smelling strangely like shallots for the rest of your life!
oh man, its scary how i could go on....and on.....and on |
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| Helen |
Carroll is a scolecophagous with exceptionally hewge feet. | ||
| wildflower |
Helen is a cleptomaniac with a penchant for grass stains on the knees! when the tide is high she likes to go letting off uber scud missiles off brighton peer! she then relaxes by towing trucks with her teeth, to the sound of crickets nesting
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| Helen |
Carroll is secretly a Jazz darlek who visits the arctic tundra every Wednesday at 3.04pm to eat oil and rotting rabbit droppings. | ||
| ashentara |
I know I've been thinking the same thing. I just love this thread looollll let' go give it a try on Uno shall we? |
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| ashentara |
I think this thread shows and is evidence that hardcore Muse fans are all crazy lol
Helen was an ant in a former life, which explains her penchant for mudcakes covered in ant jelly. Of course she likes spider marmelade too, but only made by friendly spiders. Yes my friends there a whole world beneath our feet. btw Tashie love what you said about me lol could be true!! |
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| Northern-Star |
When Manu was a little girl, she ran away from home for a week and lived in a tree with a frog that she took from the local pond. The only reason she came down from the tree was because a big crow came along her branch when she was sleeping and ate her frog...
Sometimes in the summer when she has the bedroom window open she can still "lil Pierre" croak... |
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| Ham of the Problematique |
Karen has an unhealthy addiction to tree bark. She can't go even a few hours without stripping one down and snaffling the crunchy bark. People have actually reported her and there was a case against her in which she was sentenced to 1 year in a mental institution but she managed to escape and is now on the lam with her tree-stripper. | ||
| ashentara |
Hannah is obsessed with butterflies. She breeds them, creating weird hybrids which she then either puts in her hair or dries so she can eat them.
I'm told her yellow-with-black-and-purple-dots butterfly soup is a real treat. Of course no one survived to actually confirm it. |
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| tasheh |
Lets give it a shot  I will credit of course
Everytime Manu sees a Hedgehog her whole body is swarmed with pink boils that glow in the dark and take approximately two weeks to burst but this can be only done by throwing grapefruits at them. The pus is also a special ingredient for her Spaghetti Bologneise |
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| ashentara |
God you're disgusting Tash!
::: still rolls on the floor laughing, taking care not to burst any pink boil in the process :::: Tash is a human. mwhahahahaa |
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| tasheh |
Manu is infact a full time Nun dedicated to Catholicism | ||
| wildflower |
tasha is a mutant frog belonging originally to the warty slime toad family, who lay their eggs in cheese and onion crisps, but only Walkers for some reason! (a higher species, with more refined tastes perhaps?) She hops on one leg, dragging the other pathetically behind, hoping to fool her prey that she is disabled, once she has them in her clutches, she sings Grace Kelly 16 octaves higher than Mikah, and makes their ears bleed, thus causing their brains to spill out and wash all over her! Then she goes and orders anchovy pizza from froggytakeawaysRus! after shes eaten she hybernates in a mouldy sock belonging to Pete Dogherty, who was sick in it only hours earlier! we affectionately call her the "vomit breath frog" hee hee sorry tash
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| tasheh |
Bloody hell I lead a busy life :lol:
Carroll once dug a tunnel to Heathrow Airport, mainly to sneak into the aeroplanes for free trips to New Delhi and Thailand but she got caught and got mistaken as Guy Fawkes now she has to do community service in her underpants, cleaning toilets in Old people's homes. There is also a Carroll Day in June where children like to build Wicker Carrolls and burn them, whilst dancing around it |
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| hystericali |
Tash likes to run anti clockwise round a life size model of Matt Bellamy while singing 'Tie me Kangaroo Down, Sport'. | ||
| wildflower |
haha this is mad!
Ali used to be frank Ieros toe jam, she was that little speck that just would not be cleaned out, everytime he took a shower she clung to the side of his big toe in an attempt to stop herself from being washed down the shower plughole! she saw this as her daily work out, were it not for this she woudlnt have been able to fend off all the other toe jammers that are jealous of her and are ready to step in and take her place! Alas though in 1943 Frankie discovered her wedged between his little toe and a trainer that he had been wearing for the last week and she was history! Dolly Parton soon took her place, and can still be found at My Chem gigs, belting out Jolene for anyone who has the patience and stamina to listen |
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| Ham of the Problematique |
I wish I had a life size model of Matt Bellamy. Carroll is a lizard-whisperer, and very highly paid by the US government to turn them into deadly assassins. |
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| Northern-Star |
Hannah insists that the numbers that come through on the Number stations eg: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linc...ire_Poacher_%28numbers_station%29 are secret coded messages from Matt B and she continues to live her life by them, even though most of the time they make no sense. Like the time she had to "shremp some shiiinyts" she figures it has some meaning :alien:
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| hystericali |
Jolene is ok, but I prefer 9 to 5
'tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition, and yawn and stretch and try to come alive' Karen got her kittie Tara as a cover for her secret spying missions. When Tara is out doing what appears to be 'kitty stuff' she is infact reporting to Karen how many times Gerard Way breaks wind because Karen has a Gerard Way fart fetish |
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| ashentara |
Ali's real name is kand'hashna-hir, which means "ah ah ah I come from Cydonia, got you".
So she spends her days refining her deceiving tactics. (ok not really inspired today) |
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| tasheh |
Manu broke into London Zoo and painted the Zebras with green and pink stripes | ||
| Ham of the Problematique |
Tashie stole my bike. | ||
| ashentara |
Ham ate my pickles, then spat them out yelling "god they're French" !: | ||
| hystericali |
Manu bathes in chocolate mousse while watching wrestling | ||
| wildflower |
Ali dines on stick insect bowels while licking her lips and singing God Save The Queen! | ||
| ashentara |
Carroll is currently knitting a jumper using silk from the spiders she finds in her garden. Those are unique spiders though. They produce a multicoloured silk embedded with subliminal messages.
So Carroll is hoping that whatever those messages are, they're good. |
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| wildflower |
Manu once used to date the original Elephant Man! she stuck on a beard and pretended to be the bearded lady so she could travel around in the freak show with him, they dated until monkey boy knocked her off her feet with a huge bunch of multi coloured bananas, and that was it, she was in love, so she fled the Elephant Man and went to live in America, where Oprah Winfrey employed her to warm up the crowd on Oprahs show by stripping and telling jokes about hunchbacks!
:-) |
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| hystericali |
Carroll likes to smear herself in lemon curd and vanilla before her mind control sessions where she lures pixies and fairies to invade the Muse camp to find out who the support bands are going to be at the smallest Muse gigs to date...... | ||
| Heather_Erased |
ali likes to lick chickens all over while still alive. apparently its very relaxing and promotes healthy teeth. | ||
| Ham of the Problematique |
Heather has a giant headdress made from a single mutated rice crispy. It holds great power. While some believe that it is haunted, others think that it is possessed by a divine spirit. Whatever the source, all prostrate themselves when it adorns her features and she loves the feeling of power she receives. :alien: | ||
| Heather_Erased |
Hannah likes to make children cry by showing them her 6-toe left foot. Many men find it rather smexy, but children just run away and cry. | ||
| hystericali |
Heather likes to lick tree bark in the morning as it offers her a nutritionally balanced breakfast | ||
| Northern-Star |
In summer time, Ali likes to secretly leave out slices of bread that are smothered in butter. She leaves them at the back of her garden and goes to get them in the morning when they are covered in all kinds of bugs she finds delicious, she then sneaks in before the others are awake and grills the "bug bread" and enjoys it with a cup of tea. | ||
| wildflower |
eww karen!!
Karen has a halfpenny given to her by Queen Victoria, she used to be a maid within the royal household, her role was to let the Queen know if anyone were to approach while she was singing "maybe its because im a londoner" at the top of her voice in a terrible sham cockney accent! Karen eventually left because her ear drums started to bleed, she asked Queenie if she would mind singing another song, but alas, that was the only song she knew, so she had to politely decline! Karen has kept this halfpenny for all these years in the most secret of places just in case she should ever need it, no one seems to have the heart to tell her its not legal tender anymore siiiiiigh!
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| hystericali |
Carroll has a bra made out of woven sea grass that she wears when worshipping the 13th moon of Jupiter, but only when the moon is in its waxing phase. | ||
| wildflower |
Ali!!! dont go telling everyone my underwear secrets
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| hystericali |
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| Heather_Erased |
ali prefers to drink rainwater than normal water. she says it cleans her skin better, despite all the pollution in it. | ||