Ju-Ju!
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Museful AdviceWe all get certain advice and inspiration from Muse songs... but here is a few gone wrong:
Assassin: The time has come for me to shoot my leader down. (join underground forces.... so the underground tube staff?)
Plug in your baby... (ali's) ... bad electrical advice.
there should be more and i know a few but i'll let you guys have fun with this one 
Funny advice Muse give their fans through songs....
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Admin
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Stretch it like it's a birth squeeze...blimey.... :lol:
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Ju-Ju!
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teehee... lol does seem rather queer eh?
erm.. (thinks)
I cut your name in my heart? - very poetic but :smt104 wtf?
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Admin
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Muse are sadists! :lol: :lol:
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Ju-Ju!
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uh oh steve...
*watches angry mob coming over the hill*
whats that coming over the hill is it a mobster... is it a mobster??
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hystericali
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| Steve wrote: | | Stretch it like it's a birth squeeze...blimey.... :lol: |
I always wince at that line....speaking from experience it don't half make your eyes water 
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well the obvious...KoC....'you and i must fight to survive etc...' and City of Delusion...'break these walls down etc..'
but then again there are a view subliminal messages....
Micro cuts: a microwave is not always what it seems....
Sunburn: a warning for those who purchase cheap picture frames...
BaH: no one ever suspects the butterfly...
Cave: Matt is really a dragon that lives in a cave...
Screenager: a warning to those who buy cheap mirrors...
Map of the Problematique: you get best results is you plant your seeds when it's not windy....
Darkshines: those little candy hearts with 'be mine' written on them? they will destroy you!!! Beware of the candy hearts!!!
TIRO: it's better not to bury your victims, try a more efficient method like drowning...or suffication....
Bliss: we should let Matt suck out our minds....?
Starlight: if you're going to go on a long trip (somewhere far away)...why not bring the people who care if you live or die?? That way you'll never be homesick!!
Supermassive Blackhole: To keep your beer cold, stay away from the dead of night...
Stockholm Syndrome: if you're going to fly, bring a parachute...
and the list goes on. some may seem more obvious than others but i think we all know what we need to do...*goes and gets machine gun* :smt068
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Admin
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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TreeHeart
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lmao hilarious!! :lol: :lol:
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ScreenagerWes
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Great thread and funny advice, guys.
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Ju-Ju!
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hahahahahahhahahaha
Brownie points to you sarge!
That list is immense! Good job!!
Citizen Erased - Matt wants you to take a shower (wash me away)
Hyper Music - You're unwanted... <SNiff> (i don't want yoooooooou!)
Overdue - I'm young but I know that I'm aroused This boy just wants one thing...
Muscle Museum - The band started off small you know playing in every toilet .. lets all start somewhere!
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