Things To Ponder

Museclues · Things To Ponder

I have an Igoogle homepage with a little thingy/gadget called things to ponder thatre funny so im copying and posting right away!*scrambles to microsoft word*

this is what i have so far ive onyl ahd it a little while so yeah...beware that edit button!

-What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
-Why do scientists call it research when they are looking for something new?
-Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
-isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
-Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
-if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-Why is it called a building when it's already built?
-Why are a goose and his wife called geese, but a moose and his wife aren't called meese?
-Why do firehouses have Dalmatians?
-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"?
-If a person kills their clone is it murder or suicide?
-Why do they report power outages on TV?
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-Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit?
-Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color?
-What's another word for thesaurus?
-Why do men's bicycles have crossbars?
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-Why is a boxing ring square?
-If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?
-Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
-How can someone draw a blank?
-Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward?
-Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
-Why are jeans so hard to fit into?
-Why is Greenland white?[i know why!!!it was a extra points question in school!!]

*breaks topic*its cause the people who discovered iceland were greedy, and knew that the land was green and nice so they wanted to keep it for themselves, so they called it iceland to keep away people..meanwhile they told them to go to greenland where its actulaly cold and icy so they would end up i the cold and not in paradise!now, back to pondering!

-Why do other people hear our voices different than we do?
-Why do we but a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
[not to be offensive to anyone dont hurt me!]
-Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
-How does the Cheshire cat only show his smile?
-Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?
-Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
-Why is an orange an orange but an apple not a red?
-Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
-Why do we itch?
[no offense again]
-If you're an atheist and swear on the bible, have you committed perjury?
-Why is jack a nickname for John?
-f 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
-Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
-Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?
-If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
-Why do tugboats push their barges?
-If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights?
-Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go?
-Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
-Why are elections held on Tuesdays?
-If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that's guaranteed not to break, what happens?
-Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
-Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?

hystericali

I love this kind of stuff

MORE!

Museclues

CAN DOGS HAVE A.D.D.?

-i made that one up, so yes!*feels accomplished*

ashentara

Ok I wasn't sure where to post this and I didn't want to start yet another topic for *nothing*, but I've got a question.

Since I'm a translator and I speak English quite well, I've become the "official" translator on a few French forums. One of them, a friend asked me what "to hook up" meant (namely on Facebook when they ask you how you and a friend met - hooked up is one of the options).

He wanted to know if it meant dating, or just being friends, or somethign else. In my mind it means dating, but then I started wondering, and I told him I'd check with my native English speakers friends. So come on guys and gals, let me know.
Cheers!!!!

Northern-Star

Hmm I have never used that term, it's more American. I think it can be used to mean both. Like you would say to an old friend you bump into on the street " oh we should hook up sometime" or a guy saying "oh I hooked up with a hot chick last night" lol

I'm not 100% though, hang on I'll check....

Here's what urban dictionary says:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hook+up

Most of them say it's more the dating/sex thing, but a few do mention just hanging out too

Museclues

aliright, the term "hook up" can mean tons of theings here in america:

1.to date each other
2.hang out at a specified time

cha, thats it...if anyone has questions on america thingys like why do you guys love pizza

and stuff glad to help

Sunburn

What Museclues said.

Could mean both, depending on the context it's worded with.

Say it flirty, or say it friendly, it both has different effects!

StarlightInTheGloom

Yeah, i think it measn both, just what context its used in...

Love those things to ponder paige

Museclues

ah! they crack me up too..

my frinds cracked up at "Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?"

good times

StarlightInTheGloom

I like things that make me think...

Like i just sometimes like to sit and ponder about things like why are we here, and if there are other life forms other than us....

Its just really interesting

mr_x

Why do your feet smell, and your nose run?

Ninja-Boy

if seeing is believeing, what does a blind man believe?