What would you do?

Ham of the Problematique · What would you do?

OK, here's the plan: someone posts a situation and then the next person posts what they would do if such a thing happened, with a new situation for the next person! All fun.

So here's the situation: your city is taken over by zombie-like creatures! What would you do?

mr_x

It really depends on the type of Zombie.

If they're slow moving shaun of the dead style zombies then I'd ransack the local B&Q (for wood/steel/fortifying stuff), Morrisons (for food) and gun shop (self explanatory), fortify my house and hold them off through specially designed gun slots in my fortifications until the infection is over and I can find some way of signalling for rescue.

However if they're fast zombies such as Left4Dead which can also break through wooden barricades/doors then I'd have to grab a gun (preferably shotgun although an M4 or AK47 will do nicely too, and shoot the 'living' crap out of them until I find a safe spot to be rescued from.

Either way, if I die then I've had fun shooting zombies - which is very stress relieving too.

Hmmmm situation... What would you do if you were wrongly locked up in a mental institution and nobody believed that you were sane?

ashentara

I'd just give in to my crazy side. It's always been there somewhere begging to be heard (hence my personality, now you know the bare truth my friends)

Say you had your wedding planned for a specific date months in advance, and luck as it that your favourite band (wonder who that could be) is gigging in your town on that same day.
What would you do?

(thanks Han for the craziness, we missed you here!!!)

SuperGinge

I would buy the gig tickets as well. For everyone at the wedding. I would have my wedding reception at the gig.

What would you do if you had to choose between music and films?

Ham of the Problematique

Get Matt Bellamy to score all the films.

What would you do if the government (for their own inscrutable reasons) let you in on one of their conspiracies? Would you leak it for the good of the world? Or would you turn to their way of thinking?

(And thanks Manu! I've missed the craziness of here.)

mr_x

I'd do a mixture of both.

First I'd gain the trust of the government, learn more conspiracies then tease the world with little bits of information about these conspiracies (just because I'm cruel), then eventually once people figure them out I'd leak out the whole truth about every world conspiracy!! For instance, did you know that dogs are really just spies from an alien planet trying to integrate into our society. When the time is right they will unleash pain amongst us humans, take us hostage and make us their slaves as they take over the world.

And don't think cats get away scot free too, they're in on it as well! They're meant to be enemies, but that's just a decoy, they're really close allies!!

What would you do if aliens landed in your garden?

(my mind is unravelling so soon!)